tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330932612011-04-22T11:05:29.331+08:00dig-OUT-juniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15355264794806770600noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33093261.post-1166971975082815382006-12-24T22:48:00.000+08:002006-12-24T22:52:55.083+08:00<span style="font-family:lucida grande;">You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.</span> <br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using <strong><em>1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10</em></strong>. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to <span style="color:#000000;">1</span>. This is what he came up with..... </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>1 </strong>day I go <strong>2</strong> climb a <strong>3</strong> outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and <strong>4</strong> down. The man rushed out and wanted to <strong>5</strong> with me. I ran until I fell<strong> 6</strong> and threw up. So I go into <strong>7</strong>-eleven and grabbed some <strong>8</strong> to throw at him. Then I took a <strong>9</strong> and try to stab at him. <strong>10</strong> God he run away. </span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>10</strong> I put the <strong>9</strong> back and pay for the <strong>8</strong> and left <strong>7</strong>-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was <strong>6</strong>. He said <strong>5</strong>, tomorrow also no need to come back <strong>4</strong> work. He also asked me to go climb a <strong>3</strong> and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice <strong>2</strong> him but I don't know what he <strong>1</strong>. </span></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><br /><br /><br />=P<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33093261-116697197508281538?l=the-wrong-path.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dig-OUT-juniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15355264794806770600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33093261.post-1166971641205204832006-12-24T22:42:00.000+08:002006-12-24T22:47:21.210+08:00Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...<br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>Aloy</strong> : </span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#cc0000;">Why is making love so enjoyable ?<br /></span><strong>PCK</strong> : </span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#663333;">Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose<br />with your finger mah !<br /></span>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><strong>Aloy</strong> : <span style="color:#ff0000;">Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?</span><br /><strong>PCK</strong> : </span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#993300;">Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel<br />better than your finger, right ?<br /></span>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><strong>Aloy</strong> : </span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Why do women hate it when they get raped ?<br /></span><strong>PCK</strong> : </span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#993300;">Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over<br />and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah<br /></span>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><strong>Aloy</strong> : <span style="color:#ff0000;">Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?</span><br /><strong>PCK</strong> : </span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#993300;">Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use<br />your Blain(brain), use your blainnn ..........<br /></span>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><strong>Aloy</strong> : </span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#cc0000;">Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making<br />love?<br /></span><strong>PCK</strong> :</span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#993300;"> Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove<br />on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight<br />(correct) or not?<br /></span>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><strong>Aloy</strong> : <span style="color:#ff0000;">Why is making love carried out in private ?</span><br /><strong>PCK</strong> : </span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#993300;">Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your<br />nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!<br /></span>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><strong>Aloy</strong> : </span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.<br /></span><strong>PCK</strong> : </span><span style="color:#993300;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!! </span><br /></span>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33093261-116697164120520483?l=the-wrong-path.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dig-OUT-juniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15355264794806770600noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33093261.post-1156152865383139792006-08-21T17:33:00.000+08:002006-08-21T17:34:25.383+08:00<strong><em><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">hello testing one two three.</span></em></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#000000;"></span></em></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;"><em>love,</em> junie<em>.</em></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33093261-115615286538313979?l=the-wrong-path.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dig-OUT-juniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15355264794806770600noreply@blogger.com0